May 2013
3 tags
You know what I thank God for?
fernandapanda:
ladyinblues:
katieirene:
fuckyeahchristinalopez:
klaudiaeuginepettus:
chinga-tu-sofa:
fernandapanda:
klaudiaeuginepettus:
ladyinblues:
Guacamole
Tanning oil
Weed
El Antojito
The forever lazy
My futon
Dick
Lets just all smoke some weed in our forever lazy’s. Then go get some tacos from El Antojitos, dont hold back on the guacamole.
You guys can...
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
April 2013
ask me stuff
:D
